1. FEEL. If u get the chance to touch it, if only. Fake breast will b more firm than real 1, almost hard inside.

2. SHAPE. Real breast come in every shape n size, n real breast never perfectly round. If she’s standing upright, most real breasts will be round at the bottom, peak at the nipple and flat on top. But if it looks like she’s smuggling a couple of grapefruits under her sweater at all times, those puppies are fake. Larger breasts will sag over time, so if she’s sporting double-Ds and they’re holding up her chin without a bra, they’re fake. Smaller breasts, which are less affected by gravity, can maintain a nice round shape, but nobody gets implants smaller than a C-cup (a little more than a handful), so if she’s got B’s or less, count on those being real - and awesome!

3. HANG. When a girl with real ones bends over or leans forward, they go forward too, away from the body. If they’re big enough, they should start to look kind of like a water balloon held at the knot, getting more bulbous at the bottom, when looking at them from the front or the side. Fake ones, on the other hand, will get ripples or bumps in the skin toward the bottom of the breasts, created by an unnatural pull on the skin.

4. FLOP. When a woman lies on her back, her boobs should change shape. If they look like they’re standing at attention, they’re fake - no question about it. If they’re real, they’ll flatten-out, at least a bit, and sag to the sides, toward her armpits.

5. NIPPLE. If her nipples aren’t symmetrically placed on the boobs, there’s a good chance the boobs are fake; unaltered nips grow more or less in the same spot on both breasts. And of course, if the nipples are constantly harder than diamonds, the boobs probably cost as much as one.

6. MOTION. Real breasts move. They jiggle and sway and swing. And we love every single second of it. Fake boobs, on the other hand, don’t do a damn thing.